Wednesday, September 19, 2007

First Question: WTF?




Basically, that's the question I must say to myself five hundred times a day. Without my morning coffee, it only goes downhill from there. As I sit at my table and tap until DH brings me my coffee, my po' little eyes have not even thought of opening yet. I feel like a baby waiting to suckle his morning bottle with eyes closed, enjoying every single second as the warm liquid glides down. OK, on with that. As you can see I have two rambunctious little boys (11 & 7) who keep us both bizzeeee!!! I love them sooo much but I hate every minute of the business -- I HATE having to talk to people I cannot stand and unlike most moms who love the interaction, I despise it. PTA, soccer, school, dirt biking = biz-e-ness. I'm very content just doing my thing and staying out of Harper Valley PTA. It's bad around here. You might think it's bad where you live, honey, you AIN'T seen nothing yet. Oh yeah, by the way, I do not use slang unless I'm adding them for effect so please bear with me here. My sister calls me "Negative Nancy" which I didn't understand for the longest, but now I think I'm coming around. Grew up right here in southeast Texas, married here and had my children here. Yeah, I know, world traveler. We have been together for 24 years and married for 17 and we're only 38! Needless to say, he's my yen to his yang and we've known for a long time we're all we ever needed. Now, remember tomorrow when things seem to be going awry and you're wondering to yourself "WTF???" that it's perfectly normal, at least for the days when your medication needs to be regulated! Ciao.

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